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I like the thought that in another parallel universe there is a version of me that gets to be that one in a million guy. The guy is literally giving advice on how he picked his winning lotto numbers, #1 rule you have to be humble. Fucking Christ kid this is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while, and ya puts on that smug fuck. Out to eat rn and Official Pretty I Can Get Me No Satisfaction Devo Shirt turned a few heads like, what is he looking at on his phone. The answer is, oh god if you only knew. I’d probably not even post, just get my taxes in order take the rest of the year off, and get plans ready…maybe sell some deep OTM puts for income. For real, biggest sharpest drop in history, with the sharpest quickest rebound, if you would just lucked out and bought puts and then calls anyone would be a millionaire right now. Seriously that guy who posted 35k to 1.25M is a fucking dong nugget. Get that bullshit off of WSB. We need more shit like this. I can tell that guy was a dick who gets a finance degree than an MBA. He can take his little Official Pretty I Can Get Me No Satisfaction Devo Shirt of paper and he can shove it right in his arse. The real fuck you would be if this post got more gilds and upvotes than the original one. I woke up not thinking I’d want an old man’s balls in my mouth, but yeah here we are and my mouth is wide open. What a wild ride! 
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